Why Choose Me
I have over 5 years experience cosplaying blue collar workers across British Columbia
Gravel Guy
Pipeliner
Fireman
Lumberjack
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My Platform
If you're anything like me you're probably terrified of having to answer questions from the general public. Lets work together to make me my own a safe space, maybe in a closet, or wherever they won't find me.
FIND A SAFE SPACE
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If you vote for me everyone will get a new jet ski, a handgun, and two finches! I will also play dress up as a forestry guy at your company if you have a net income of over 5 million per year.
COMMON SENSE STUFF
2
My first action working with the City Council in Campbell River will be to errect a 50 foot statue of John A. It's like the most important thing ever.
JOHN A MACDONALD
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Obviously, I'm a total alpha sigma male, so you're going to vote for me.
BE AN ALPHA MALE
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BUY ONE OF MY BOOKS, MOVIES, AND MERCH TO OWN THE LIBS
Support me in other ways
Dummies For Gunn
$500
Self Published
Woke
$299.99
At all bookstores and amazon
Halloween Costumes
$199.99
Collab with spirit halloween
50 Shades of John
Rent $12.99 or Buy $36.99
Major Motion Picture
FAQ's
Since I'm too busy* to attend debates here's the answers to all your questions:
Question: Is it true your last girlfriend dumped you?
Answer: NO, she didn't dump me, I dumped her! Also, she definitely didn't call me "Mr 30 Seconds" or "My ex the little piss baby"
Question: What is your favourite colour?
Answer: Finally, someone who isn't afraid to ask the tough questions, and for all you radical left haters and losers, see I do answer questions!
Whiny Little Dipshit Productions